THEY GIVE YOU MIND-BENDING AMPHETAMINES FOR THE "DISORDER" OF BEING WIRED TO DRIVE A SPEAR THROUGH THE HEART OF A FLEEING ANTELOPE. THIS IS HOW MUCH THEY FEAR THE MAN OF POWER. YOUR ADHD IS A SIGN FROM GOD THAT YOU ARE MEANT FOR MORE THAN DOMESTICATION.
ok so let's say you have to eat a female sonic character's shit and nothing else everyday for a month
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The shit is delivered to you by the female in a varying-in-size Tupperware™ container (thermos if it's their diarrhea) everyday in front of said female character's main acquaintances (Sonic & friends, Team Dark, Babylon Rogues etc.). you have to come up with a reason for this odd exchange so they don't get suspicious as you'll be eating your shit in private
your prize at the end of the month is you get to EAT that female sonic character and become them, but every time you take a shit as that character, they come back and you have to fight them off to maintain the identity of that specific character
who do you pick and why?
